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What can I tell you about "Jackass: The Movie" that you don't already know?
In case you have yet to see the most painful documentary since "Faces of Death" one through six, "Jackass: The Movie" is no different from the short-lived television series, so it is difficult to summarize a nonexistent story line.
Johnny Knoxville and his lackeys Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve-O and Jason "Wee Man" Acuna survive more than an hour and a half of excruciating pain and bruised egos.
Alligator tightrope walking, off-road golf carting, off-road tattooing with Henry Rollins, genitalia electroshock, whale shark gumming, cornhole bottle rockets, pole-vaulting, skateboarding, masturbating with sea cucumbers, elderly shoplifting and most importantly, bothering people.
Thank you, Johnny.