So the Arizona Wildcats are gonna play MSU in the Final Four.
What a joke. Do you Wildcat fans really think your team has a chance to compete on the same level as MSU? The problem is the Wildcats dont have anybody who can match up against the Spartans. Loren Urkel Woods - a farce to be reckoned with in the post - isnt gonna be able to knock Al Anagonye out of the way with his bony arms. Luke My Dad is stoned Walton isnt gonna pay the refs off with his daddys money and kind buds to ensure the games intangibles fall in favor of the Wildcats. And Eugene Crazy Hair Edgerson would be better off going to the Mall of America to buy a comb than trying to take on Andre Hutson. Dont count on outcoaching MSU head coach Tom Izzo with Arizona head coach Lute Olson either. Olson, whos named after a musical instrument not used seriously since medieval times, has given hope to 15th-seeded teams after proving he can consistently lose to them in past tournaments.