Are you trying to choose your on-campus home for the next school year? It's a tricky decision, but you need not look any further than the most definitive — and 100% foolproof — determinant: your astrological sign.
ARIES - Akers Hall
Are you trying to choose your on-campus home for the next school year? It's a tricky decision, but you need not look any further than the most definitive — and 100% foolproof — determinant: your astrological sign.
ARIES - Akers Hall
Aries are rambunctious, impulsive and overall fun-loving creatures with little regard for things like rules. There’s little place else on campus that allows for the same other than Akers Hall, where civility and quad-style dorms are mutually exclusive.
TAURUS - Mason Hall
Mason Hall is located near the quieter end of Grand River Avenue but still provides quick access to East Lansing’s vibrant downtown. Near two bus lines and The Gallery dining hall, it's no hard feat to establish the routine that so many Tauruses crave. The hall is also close to the Eli and Edythe Broad Art Museum, which will satisfy their need to appreciate the finer things in life.
GEMINI - Case Hall
Geminis are often mischaracterized as two-faced, although a more accurate description would be open-minded, even if they verge on becoming a Devil’s advocate. That phrase isn’t unfamiliar to many of the James Madison College students who take up the primary residence of Case Hall.
CANCER - Owen Hall
Owen Hall is famous on campus for its all-single dorms. For the sensitive Cancer, prioritizing alone time can do wonders. It’s one of the quieter living spaces on campus, but has the convenience of being close to the CATA bus station.
LEO - Landon Hall
When those first, real signs of spring hit campus, there’s nothing better than skipping class to meet friends on Adams Field right in front of Landon Hall. Leos love their big, open spaces where they can keep an eye on the action, like sun-soaking lions in nature documentaries. The hall’s proximity to the MSU Union and Grand River Avenue is sure to keep the fire sign entertained.
VIRGO - Phillips Hall
Virgos are detail-oriented, becoming flustered when they get overwhelmed. Phillips Hall is conveniently located on the border of North and River Trail Neighborhoods, has access to two bus lines and is one half of The Gallery dining hall. With so much at Virgos' disposal, living on campus has never been easier.
LIBRA - Snyder Hall
Libras are known to be dramatic, so the only place on campus that’s perfect for the air sign would be the only hall that houses its own theatre. The Gallery at Snyder-Phillips also recently introduced hard scoop ice cream and currently has the largest ice cream topping selection on campus — ideal for soothing any waterworks. It’s a match made in heaven.
SCORPIO - Brody Neighborhood
Scorpios are spontaneous, heavily opinionated and incredibly independent. Being located in the westernmost part of campus, trekking to class won’t be as daunting for the Scorpio personality-type.
SAGITTARIUS - Mayo Hall
Sagittariuses love a scary story. Mayo Hall is one of the few dorm halls on campus that is reportedly haunted, and with their inclination for adventure, these fire signs will enjoy its loaded history.
CAPRICORN - Holden Hall
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Capricorns tend to err on the side of seriousness but are more than capable of planning a fun night out when they want to. Located in South Neighborhood, Holden Hall is the best of both worlds with its proximity to sporting events while being on the edge of campus.
AQUARIUS - Shaw Hall
Shaw Hall is located on the banks of the Red Cedar River just across the street from the CATA bus station. Aquarians are inquisitive wanderers that prioritize community, so they understand the need for easy access to transportation. Choosing Shaw Hall leaves no chance for feeling like a fish out of water.
PISCES - McDonel Hall
Pisces are transcendentalists, taking whatever time they may or may not have to escape the confines of the “real world". The woods behind McDonel Hall have become a student favorite for any and all acts of escapism.