Brautigam
College is a whole new world for many freshmen traveling campus for the first time. The State News sat down with one of these brave explorers to get a glimpse, in 15 questions or fewer, at a new face on campus and his perspective of his new frontier.
Meet Andrew Brautigam
1. If you could try one thing and have no repercussions, what would you do?
Rob a bank.
2. On a scale of one to five, how much do you use ketchup?
Three.
3. What’s the last song played on your iPod?
“I Miss You” by Blink-182.
4. What does the last text you sent say?
“Would u wanna go to the hockey game on Sat vs. Ferris?”
5. Who’s the one person you never want to meet?
Obama.
6. What’s the last movie you saw?
“Back to the Future.”
7. What’s the worst invention?
The Twin Draft Guard. You slide it under your door to keep the heat from leaking out.
8. What’s your favorite historical event?
The signing of the Declaration of Independence.
9. How do you feel about the Snuggie?
I have one.
10. When was the last time you cleaned your dorm room?
Never.
11. What’s the main thing you use your microwave for?
Blowing up marshmallow Peeps.
12. What TV show are you obsessed with right now?
“Chuck.”
13. What’s your weirdest dorm experience so far?
For my friend Don’s birthday, my other friend Kevin put on a stormtrooper outfit and gave him a lap dance.
14. What’s your favorite utensil?
The knife.
15. When was the last time you did your laundry?
Three weeks ago. I’m really running out of clean underwear.
— Compiled by staff writer Ellen Mitchell
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