The Los Angeles Dodgers have announced they will open an all-you-can-eat pavilion in right field next season. Hours after that announcement, the Dodgers came to terms with pitcher David Wells.

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was stopped at an airport last week after security officials found a substance resembling marijuana in a hidden compartment of his water bottle. Officials were tipped off when Vick bought 47 bags of Funyuns at the airport gift shop.

Los Angeles Lakers center Kwame Brown has been accused of stealing a cake from a man walking down a California street. Lakers coach Phil Jackson was pleased by the allegation, saying if Brown was that motivated for a cake, maybe he will be the next Shaquille O'Neal after all.

Notre Dame wide receiver Jeff Samardzija chose a five-year contract from the Chicago Cubs over a pro football career last week.

In other Notre Dame news, head coach Charlie Weis chose a jelly doughnut over a bear claw at breakfast this morning. He then also chose the bear claw.