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Wide receiver Terrell Owens, who was cut from the Philadelphia Eagles last season for his repeated on- and off-the-field antics, signed with the Dallas Cowboys last week.

As part of the deal, Dallas head coach Bill Parcells will receive an aspirin to be named later.

A Chicago-based consulting firm estimates that this year's NCAA men's basketball tournament will cost employers $3.8 billion in lost productivity.

Ironically, that's also the number of times the phrase, "My bracket is so screwed," will be uttered during the next month.

In a related story, Bradley, George Mason and Wichita State all made surprise advances to the Sweet 16.

What conference are these teams from again? The Witness Protection Program?

The U.S. was bounced from the World Baseball Classic last week after it lost to Mexico, 2-1.

Immediately following the loss, Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig announced that the entire U.S. roster will be traded to the Kansas City Royals as punishment.

Tennessee's Candace Parker became the first woman to dunk in the NCAA Tournament, doing so twice in a blowout win against Army on Sunday.

Army immediately issued a statement saying that Parker's dunks violated the terms of the Geneva Convention.