Sunday marked the annual return of the sporting world's most prestigious, most storied, most dramatic event. Of course, we're talking about Lingerie Bowl III.
Just wondering out loud what happens if someone gets hurt at the Lingerie Bowl? Can they get a medical redshirt? Er, medical red bra?
The Detroit Pistons, who have the NBA's best record, did not have a single player voted to start in the All-Star Game.
The Houston Rockets, who have the second-worst record in the Western Conference, had two Tracy McGrady and Yao Ming.
Is a punch line even necessary? This is the equivalent of Jack Nicholson losing the Best Actor Oscar to Keanu Reeves.
West Virginia center Kevin Pittsnogle's wife gave birth to a baby boy on Friday, less than 19 hours before the Mountaineers were scheduled to play against Cincinnati.
This really gives new meaning to the phrase, "Not now, honey, the game's almost on!"
The Sacramento Kings did not make a field goal in the fourth quarter of their 89-79 loss to the Utah Jazz last Friday, ending up 0-for-20 from the field.
We haven't seen a group of men have this much trouble scoring since last year's Star Trek Convention.
The MSU football team announced the signing of 25 new recruits last week.
Headlining the class is a four-star Labrador retriever who's expected to compete for the starting Zeke the Wonder Dog spot next season. The Labrador is already enrolled in spring obedience classes.


