Complying with Gov. Jennifer Granholm's 2003 tuition plan appears to be alleviating some financial troubles for MSU. Which alleviates financial troubles for you, too.
Last December, MSU entered an agreement with state lawmakers that promised a portion of budget cuts back should the university not raise tuition rates higher than the rate of inflation. With the payoff looming, it could equate to a $8.8 million rebate check headed to Sparty's post office box.
These budget allotments still need to pass through both houses of the capitol as well as Granholm's desk, but we're optimistic and grateful that state government and local representatives actually worked in our favor. Of Michigan's 15 public universities, some were not as lucky as MSU and could be asked to reimburse students for breaking the tuition rate cap. Students at those schools receive a nice check, but at the expense of their education.
Special thanks are in order to lawmakers who worked for this potential rebate, most notably State Rep. Gretchen Whitmer, D-East Lansing. Sticking up for the school that gives you your constituency is never a bad idea. We appreciate the effort.
In light of these revelations, we at The State News have discussed plans for what should be done with the $8.8 million return on their deal with the state:
• During the off-season, Spartan Stadium should be flooded and used to recreate historic naval battles. Fun and educational for everyone.
• Monorail. That's it. Just monorail.
• In-classroom masseuse provided during each class session
• Three words: Professor Dave Chappelle.
Of course, not raising our tuition and making us poor works, too.
Kudos to state lawmakers and administrators of the graced universities. We look forward to the first naval battle.
