Be afraid. Be very afraid. No, wait. It's OK. MSU will protect you. You're safe here. MSU has a plan.
What's that plan you say?
Well, there aren't exactly any details. The administration is being as sketchy about the specifics of its safety measures as the Department of Homeland Security is about the reasons behind altering the state of the nation's color-coded terror alert.
So what are we to do with these superficial suggestions?
Be afraid? Feel safe? Be afraid? Feel Safe? It's all so confusing.
Luckily, a large portion of the population isn't so na