Dueling columns: MSU/Michigan football reporters face-off

Wow… way to write an article with almost nothing to do with football, then get totally trashed by the opposing side’s article. Being the ‘little brother’ here, the other guy knew how to spell emulate before you knew how to read. Way to not even be bowl eligible this year too. Ouch, first time in what, like thirty-some years now? That hurts.

Dan F – “I got into Michigan and MSU and went to MSU because it is better?” and you’re calling that BS? Our supply chain, teaching, and packaging degrees (to name a few) are top in the nation.

and the “Big House” sucks. your stadium isn’t any bigger than ours, you just force your people to sit their butt cheeks at a 45 degree angle, therefore more people can fit.

Oh, the other thing I forgot to mention is that as an MSU alum, I am glad to not have Walmart fans with no affiliation wiht the univeristy talking smack on my behalf….U of M has these fans (who probably couldn’t get into a Applachian State or Toledo)…it sertainly is an interesting mixture of pompous trash!

I saw Dan Feldman on To Catch A Predator. I don’t like the way he says “little brother” all the time.

I already attacked this on the Michigan Daily site.

This is why I came to MSU instead of UM to pursue journalism!

If being the “big brother” means having to listen to childish stuff like this all the time, then I am proud to be the little brother. U of M has been crapping on MSU forever, even trying to keep them out of what is now the Big Ten conference for fear of a little in-state competition. That is where the lyrics to the fight song come from. You guys have always been jerks, and it appears will always be jerks.

Go Green!

U.S. News and World Report 2009 has MSU and Indiana ranked the same at 71st nationally

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/college/national-search/c_final_tier+1/page+3

I guess “big sister” avoided talking about football altogether because there’s no football to speak of in Ann Arbor this year.

We may be little brother in football, but in basketball, regardless of how it is regarded nationally, you know you care man…and to us, you are little bitches

Mr. Feldman clearly learned his shit-talking skills in U of M’s “How to be Gay” class. (Not kidding, in the English department)

“Let me know when you get the 75,000 people who attend your football games to go to a basketball game…”

We did that like five years ago. And we’re doing it again this year.

It’s sad knowing that people at U of M still believe they are THAT much better than us. Looking down at a school that has quality people who go into jobs to HELP others vs. a school that just graduates to make a ton of money is all too ironic.

Here is my retaliation:

Mark Dantonio is a tough, program changing coach, and because he wouldn’t call your player anything “worse” than short is because he is classy.

I guess your current record is something all you whining babies would refer to as “a hoax.” Is that right…remember when you lost to a MAC team not too long ago; isn’t that something that the all mighty U of M is above? You’ve been outplayed and over rated…even the “Big Brother” falls down sometimes! Oh, and please stop using Braylon Edwards as one of your reasons to be better than Michigan State, he graduated…he no longer helps you, with your higher than average GPA’s I would have thought that’s something you would all be able to recognize.

Dan Feldman rhymes with douchebag…

I thought we emulated Michigan perfectly last Saturday, didn’t we? Am I mistaken? Doesn’t Michigan usually lose to Ohio St.?

You suck at writing because you fall back on a lazy repetitive shtick, “emulating” one of the greatest douche bags of all time, Mitch Albom.

Go suck a fat one. If I wanted to read your awful stories I’d go pick up the Daily.

When did the Daily start employing retarded donkeys for sports writers?

When the sororites started turning them away for upstaging the current members

Is this really what passes for journalism at UofM? That’s sad. Instead of trying to write an inciteful, well-thought out article, he just lists a string of insults, many of which have nothing to do with football. I understand that Dan, like most UofM students are terrified that they’re going to lose, as they should be, but trying to put up a tough front with all his trite little insults, well we all see right through it.

Phrases like:
“You’re the little brother because you’re too dumb to care.”
“You’re the little brother because you probably don’t know what emulate means.”
“You’re the little brother because your girls’ fake tans, sloppy blonde dye-jobs and low standards don’t mean they’re that hot.”
“and I know you have trouble reading”
only indicates you’re a lousy journalist and a pampas prick.

Has anybody looked at his picture? He might want to look in the mirror before he starts attacking our girls’ attractiveness.

Way to analyze the game or write something relevant you tool.

Ah. I see UM’s magnificent, un-accredited journalism program is still producing fine young eggs like Danny-boy.

Nice to see they’re finally teaching the kids in Ann Arbor that many sentences do, in fact, start with capitalized letters and end with periods.

Dan, if your curriculum even teaches it (which I doubt it does), take my advice and prepare yourself for question marks and exclamation points. Those things will probably make your funny-looking head spin!

i got into MSU and UM and chose MSU cuz UM has a shitty campus full of arrogant pricks such as yourself.

now rather than writng one of the most classless articles i’ve every read on a news site about THE most classless statement ever spoken by THE cockiest prick in the world. why don’t we actually discuss football. something like your pathetic run defense or your inability to play all four quarters yet this season. oh right, i forgot, you clearly don’t know anything about football and this is your pathetic attempt to get your trash talking in before we obliterate you on saturday.

I just wanted to point out to Mr.Feldman that “Big Brother” Mike Hart was punk’d by the Baltimore Ravens and is out for the season after 5 games. Finishing the season with a whole 9 yards on 2 attempts. Karma?