August 30, 2008

Lots of lessons learned at MSU

**Lindsey Poisson**

Lindsey Poisson

This is the time of year most seniors would choose to eulogize their college experience with a teary farewell. But I somehow doubt the impact of sappy senior goodbyes — especially when they all tend to say the same things.

But like a grinch who stole graduation joy, even I’m experiencing the inevitable hint of sorrow in my two-sizes-too-small heart. There’s no denying how much I’ve learned during the last few years, through good and bad. Some of these life lessons — more like common sense, really — aren’t new, but their importance has been highlighted now that I’m on the way out.

Just a couple of things:

1. Unless you’re a complete idiot, you’ll survive. That’s not to say those who find themselves slightly above total idiocy will be truly successful in their careers, although sometimes I have to wonder.

I’ve witnessed so many people plagued by doubts lately about whether they can really make it in the “real world.” Armed with common sense and a college education, it’s difficult to fail.

2. Most people get what they don’t deserve. Of course, this might easily be construed to mean unfortunate things happen to good people, but I’m referring to the praise and opportunities that seem to land in the laps of the wholly incompetent — most of the time without effort.

We’ve all run into some students who clearly shouldn’t attend MSU, yet somehow manage to survive.

Semesters ago, I had a math teaching assistant who I turned to in my frustration over the course’s online work. Realizing he had no power in this area, I apologized for “going off on a tangent.”

His reply? Oh, the geometry section concerning tangents won’t occur until later in the semester.

There’s no bright side here. These individuals will always be in the workplace or occupying influential positions — accept it and move on. Only one redeeming quality helps them stay afloat and from flunking out of school — the art of B.S.

3. Try anything, even if it doesn’t seem appealing. Career and life opportunities will crop up and offer some unexpected routes. When it happens, no one should be confined by shyness or inflexibility. Recognize that these are decisions that, down the road, can be fond memories or woeful regrets.

There have been plenty of times when I didn’t want to do something, perhaps out of laziness or nervousness. Thankfully, I’ve begun to develop a knee-jerk reaction to these situations: Give yourself a mental kick in the ass and go for it. There’s nothing to lose most of the time, and the opportunities they lead to can be spectacular.

4. Pick fights carefully. In the old black-and-white movies that portray a bustling newsroom with chain-smoking reporters punching out their stories on typewriters, there’s usually a yelling match between an ethically-driven reporter and a bottom-line editor. Though amusing, heated arguments between two strong-minded people aren’t going to result in one swaying another. Confrontation happens everywhere, in and out of the professional world, and continues to be a waste of time.

Some might argue that defending one’s morals and beliefs always should be a priority. I agree. Some of the biggest problems and issues can be traced back to the fact that no one speaks up or does anything. But there’s a difference between letting one’s thoughts be known and getting into a slap fight with a disagreeing person, which doesn’t achieve anything besides resentment.

5. Trust your gut. I seem to remember most of my high school teachers saying something along these lines back when I graduated in 2004. It just so happens to be damn good advice — something that’s proven useful again and again.

Although there might be a large group of family and friends to depend on, there are decisions only individuals can make. And as I mentioned before, those who aren’t completely mindless will be fine.

More than likely, others have come to these same conclusions — with many more prospective lessons to come. To put aside my unflagging cynicism for a moment, college was good, but I’m hoping — especially with all these concepts in mind — life after MSU is a lot better. Adieu and good luck.

Lindsey Poisson is the State News opinion writer. Reach her at poisson4@msu.edu.

Published on Tuesday, April 22, 2008

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fish
04/22/08 @ 11:53pm

Did you know that your name means “Fish” in French?

WOAH! POISON!
04/23/08 @ 12:16am

woah! do you think your ancestors were poisoners?! and did you know that poisson means cocksucker in alien-ese?! also, did you have a bad experience with the PEN15 club when you were little that has left you so jaded?
your column is a joke

Math TA Dude
04/23/08 @ 12:33am

You dolt! That was dry humour at its best!

Clarification...
04/23/08 @ 1:40am

- WOAH! POISON!, her ancestors are fish. Little do you know, but Lindsey has gills and sleeps in a water-filled tank.

And don’t mispronounce her last name – she’ll spray ink at you.

Master Yoda
04/23/08 @ 2:12am

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All her life has she looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never her mind on where she was. Hmm? What she was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.

Zeke
04/23/08 @ 8:23am

I sincerely hope that the author finds a position blogging for someone, because this is one pathetic excuse for an editorial – like most of her work. While your college experience would be worthwhile fare on listentomepleasebecauseineedyourvalidation.blogspot.com, I doubt that the New York Times or Chicago Tribune is going to offer it up as a serious issue worthy of debate and introspection on their editorial pages.

Please take a stand on something and research it. Preferably something other than “make good decisions” and “persevere” – common sense items that would go well with editorials such as “drink water to survive” and “love is good.”

George
04/23/08 @ 8:48am

“Lindsey Poisson is the State News opinion writer.”

Note the use of THE rather than A. Guess all those other people on the editorial board gave up?

Mike Saelim
04/23/08 @ 12:09pm

Well… then she persevered! Congratulations?

Dave
04/23/08 @ 1:36pm

I love hearing life lessons from someone who has never experienced anything outside of the confines of an unaccountable student newspaper and on a college campus. Seriously, is this a satire? I have learned more life lessons eating a ham sandwich.

Jake
04/23/08 @ 1:58pm

I’m trusting my gut in deciding that you are one of those people that get what they don’t deserve.

Fredrik
04/23/08 @ 3:51pm

To those commenting: you do know that these article writers look at your comments, please be a little less insulting! geezus.

JB
04/23/08 @ 4:08pm

Lighten up, Francis, er, I mean Fredrik!!

bbwhine
04/23/08 @ 4:12pm

Lindsey: I’ll miss you even if the others above don’t. Not to worry, they’ll find someone else to belittle in short order. Dave, you got any of that ham sandwich left, man I’m hungry, too much smoke earlier today. Yoda, don’t eat any more of that acid, I think it’s kinda messing you up dude and you’re talking sorta odd.

Ouch
04/23/08 @ 4:36pm

The people have spoken: Your column sucks.

In four years (or however many years you were at MSU) you only learned those stupid little quips? I mean, c’mon. Did you live in your dorm room 24/7?

One: How is it your prerogative to judge the idiots at the university? You know the old saying…“takes one to know one.”

Two: Arguments are healthy for social interaction. Not every argument is a dumbed-down slugfest.

MIke SaeIem
04/23/08 @ 5:03pm

dude!

Mo
04/23/08 @ 5:13pm

The only worthwhile column was her one pointing out how corrupt Kwameville was, but even that was a year after everyone else figured it out. I lost faith in this chick after she actually faulted Danish newspapers for reprinting the cartoons, and instead of siding with her journalist fraternity, decided to say they were wrong in their “delivery”, as if there’s any delivery that would reason with fanatics.

Solution: less daytime soap opera, more South Park

Zeke
04/23/08 @ 7:04pm

“To those commenting: you do know that these article writers look at your comments, please be a little less insulting! geezus.”

Frederik, please at the upper right corner of the screen. See that word spelled “Opinion” up there? That means:

1. This article should have a point.
2. The point should be one side of a viewpoint with relevant data.
3. The article, being written in a college newspaper, should be somewhat intelligent.
4. Lastly, the opinion should be debated by the readership.

Like I said, if this was a blog I would have reserved my comments. As an editorial, this sucks the chrome off a bumper.

voracious reader
04/23/08 @ 8:44pm

Hey I was reading your article and this french speaking three year old came up to my computer and pointed out that your name means “fish”! Weird huh?

TW
04/24/08 @ 1:30am

I guess “Most people get what they don’t deserve” is so true, and we gotta learn to live with that.

BTW,I don’t why she got made fun of so much. I’ve enjoyed reading her opinions since her “Meaning of holidays lost in shopping craze, many people not jolly” in 2005.

MSU2000
04/24/08 @ 4:43pm

Eaaaaaasy, people.

Nice article.

Alan
04/30/08 @ 8:30pm

So since you’re graduating, does that mean that the State News is no longer your Livejournal?