Frightening visitors not as easy as it sounds, even as a zombie
The folks at Slaughterhouse painted circles under my eyes and gave me a cloak, but when I found a spot in the corn maze to hide, I wasn't feeling too scary. I was more concerned, actually, about the dark rows of cornstalks extending forever behind me, the nearby screams, and the realization that I've never had the nerve to visit a haunted corn maze before, let alone be part of the haunting.