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QUIZ: Want to know where on campus you’ll have sex next?

February 14, 2019
<p>Grand River Coffee Cafe presents special Valentines Day themed treats Feb 10, 2015 at 515 West Grand River Ave, East Lansing.</p>

Grand River Coffee Cafe presents special Valentines Day themed treats Feb 10, 2015 at 515 West Grand River Ave, East Lansing.

Photo by Kennedy Thatch | The State News

Pick your favorite MSU Dairy Store ice cream flavor and we’ll determine where you’ll have sex on campus next.

1. If you like: 

Black Cherry

Blueberry Pie

Spiced Pumpkin

Blue Moon 

In the Red Cedar River 

You are wild and open to trying new things. You don’t get embarrassed easily and you like to have a good laugh. This can be hard to maneuver, however it can be possible. Watch out for the ducks!

2. If you like: 

Buckeye Blitz

Dantonio’s Double Fudge Fake

Izzo’s Malted Madness

Salted Caramel Crunch 

In the middle of Spartan Stadium

You are ALL about the athletic department and love to support your Spartans whenever you can. Your veins have green and white running through them, and you actually bought this flavor on your way to a sporting event. 

3. If you like:

Shaw Lane Strawberry

Sesquicentennial Swirl

Vanilla Bean

Butter Pecan

In a Hubbard Hall dorm room

You are a very, extremely plain person. You like to do things on the safer side and you are a goody-two-shoes. Your sex life is in desperate need of a change. Branch out and try some new flavors, sweetie.  

4. If you like: 

Banana Chocolate Chunk

Mint Chocolate Chunk

Raspberry Chocolate Chunk

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

On top of the Beaumont Tower

You like your goals to be difficult to achieve and have to work hard to make them happen. You like the speed bumps in life because they teach you valuable lessons. Getting up there won’t be easy, but once you do, the view is definitely worth it!

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