San Francisco Giants outfielder Barry Bonds says he might not take another swing until the regular season begins.
Unless, of course, he gets five minutes alone with the authors of "Game of Shadows."

The student who serves as the Stanford Tree mascot during basketball games has been suspended for the remainder of the season after dancing in an undesignated area during a game last week.
The Environmental Protection Agency has already announced it will appeal the suspension.

Southern Cal quarterback John David Booty might miss all of spring training after injuring his back in practice.
Team officials say they will try to treat the Booty pain with Preparation H.

NBA scouts are abuzz about the big men who will be on display at the Final Four, including 300-plus-pounder Glen "Big Baby" Davis and near-300-pounder Jai Lewis.
Teams reportedly showing interest in the two players include Atlanta, Chicago and the Japan Sumo Association.

The Indianapolis Colts shocked the NFL last week by signing kicker Adam Vinatieri, who had been a figurehead of the rival New England Patriots for the last 10 seasons.
In a retaliatory move, the Patriots announced the signing of the entire cast of "Hoosiers."