Sunday, February 1, 2026

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U-M should foot bill for cleaning Sparty

In regard to the proposed relocation of the ceramic Sparty statue, I suggest it be placed inside Jenison Field House or Spartan Stadium near the tunnel entrance. Also, because of the vandalism to the statue that has been perpetuated by University of Michigan students, fans and alumni, U-M should be given a bill for all previous and subsequent damages - at present costs. A lawsuit can go back in time.

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Goalie sold out, shouldve stayed

This summer a buddy of mine asked me if I thought Ryan Miller would go pro. I told him, “No, he is a Spartan at heart and would not turn his back on the school his family name is so deeply rooted.” But it has become blatantly obvious he, like so many other recent Spartan athletes, have let a different kind of green and white persuade their future decisions.

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Out of this world

It appears ’N Sync’s Lance Bass might be saying “Bye, Bye, Bye” to bandmates, adoring fans and planet Earth this fall. Bass plans to blast off and play astronaut with the Russian space program - and for a few months of training and about $20 million you might be able to as well. That’s all it takes, ladies and gentlemen, a few million dollars and you too can join the line of unschooled and inexperienced cosmonauts.

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Bad review

Although it’s title sounds important - the publishers did borrow its name from an Ivy League school after all - The Princeton Review’s 2003 “The Best 345 Colleges” is a joke and a waste of $20. Every year, the New York-based company - not affiliated with the university, mind you - ranks schools on everything from worst cafeteria to most read student newspaper.

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Pipe dreams

MSU hockey fans aren’t going to be experiencing the high life they’ve been used to the past few seasons - “Miller Time” is over. Ryan Miller has added his name to a growing list of Spartan standouts going pro before completing in their senior seasons. The goaltender agreed Monday to a two-year contract with the Buffalo Sabres, forgoing his senior year of eligibility with the green-and-white icers. While fans might be sad not to see Miller manning the net as the Spartans try for a shot at the national championship this season, the All-American had a spectacular MSU career and is ready for his next challenge. Although he had been quiet about his plans prior to Monday’s contract, Miller was seen wearing red, white and blue pads - the team colors of the Rochester Americans - at Munn Ice Arena during practice last week. Miller is expected to start in the net for the Americans, Buffalo’s top minor-league affiliate.

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Youre American, so act like it

Hell yeah, America! Yes, this is another column contradicting the patriotism of U.S. citizens. But I’m not going to tell you to get out there and vote or clean up highways or work with the elderly.

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Get informed about area buses

Ah, the site of a wild and untamed freshman with a map glued to his or her face and the smell of sweet, sweet dung around south campus. Both are sure signs another school year is commencing at MSU. But manure and maps aside, the other big annual change students notice is the influx of freshmen on the Capital Area Transportation Authority buses.

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Greeking forward

Although MSU’s greek community has improved its reputation dramatically during the past few years, it still has some hurdles to overcome. Since 2001, the number of greeks with grade-point averages below 2.0 increased, one fraternity was shut down by its national organization for hazing and discrimination violations and two sororities closed their doors because of a lack of interest. But while it might seem as though MSU greeks have fallen on hard times, the situation isn’t as bad as it seems. Despite last year’s lower GPAs, greek grades have been on a steady rise during the past five years. Although alcohol is a staple at many greek functions, as with many college social groups, the community isn’t perceived as the binge-drinking society it once was. On another positive note, MSU greeks have put more of an emphasis on community-service projects.

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Come to U

While the locations for Michigan’s gubernatorial debates are not yet set, the candidates should jump at the chance to hold at least one of their forums in East Lansing - more specifically, at MSU. The AARP, the official name of the American Association of Retired Persons, has contacted the campaigns of Democratic Attorney General Jennifer Granholm and GOP Lt.

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Study abroad offers chance to see different perspectives

Summer is nearing its end, fall classes are beginning and thousands of new students will soon learn the joy of navigating campus with their AOP maps while languishing in the 90-degree heat. After almost four months of releasing my ever-accumulating rage, frustration, emotion and occasional coherence to a group of relaxed, subdued summer-school students, the time is approaching when The State News will resume circulation to the full student body, allowing me to advance my personal agenda through the media once again. For all of the new students arriving at MSU this fall, I would like to use this opportunity to offer advice. First, although this has been incessantly repeated at every step of your college preparation, I would like to emphasize the importance of learning to study and of not getting drunk every night. While I do not explicitly condone underage drinking (despite the glaring inconsistency of our drinking laws when compared with our voting age or the age for military service), many of you may choose to scoff at the drinking laws and consume alcohol this year. Please do not be stupid about it.

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Saving our Sparty

Ceramics experts have given Sparty an ominous diagnosis - he only has eight years to live if his lifestyle doesn’t change soon. But help is on the way for MSU’s terra-cotta icon, believed to be the world’s tallest free-standing ceramic statue.

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Welcoming U

Welcome to college. No doubt you’ve gotten hundreds of bits of advice in the last few months. “Always go to class,” the people say.

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Big changes to come in coverage

A reporter asked me the other day if I had found a note on my desk she had left about being reimbursed for mileage to cover a story. I looked at my desk, looked at the reporter and laughed.