Oh, Andrew Stamp, I do hope you were kidding about "Axe promises results, but doesn't deliver" (SN 4/05). No product is strong enough to make hoards of horny college students jump even the most beautiful man in the world, although the beautiful man probably wouldn't need it anyway. Let me explain the joys of creating an advertisement — exaggeration works rather nicely.
After reading The State News that included a preview, "Spring forward" (SN 3/31) of all spring sports teams, I was inspired to ask a trivia question to all those who read the article. In 2005, what MSU spring sports team produced the Big Ten Freshman of the Year (Anne Cowan), Big Ten Coach of the Year (Matt Weise), Big Ten Athlete of the Year and All-American first team (Erin Robertson) and captured a Big Ten Championship? Give up? The answer is the Spartans women's rowing team.
Sam Singh is making the effort to meet with students. And his effort is much appreciated. The mayor of East Lansing has held a dinner and discussions on campus to meet more students. He also was part of a discussion on campus last week with students and East Lansing police officers to talk about student concerns and will host three more free dinners on campus. Singh also wants people to learn more about biodiesel fuel, which is why he and band member of rock 'n' roll band Guster were on campus Thursday to talk about the fuel.
In the struggle to balance the city's budget, Lansing officials might tell neighboring communities to pay up when Lansing firefighters and police help them out in emergencies.
I am writing in response to the editorial cartoon that appeared on the Opinion Page (SN 3/28). Although I'm impressed with Ramsey's artistic abilities, I am equally astonished with his inability to follow current events. As has been repeated time and time again by the Dick DeVos campaign, DeVos did not outsource jobs to China while he was Amway CEO and evidence that Ramsey might point to in order to support his drawing is completely bunk. As any responsible CEO would do, DeVos expanded the company into China while continuing to invest in Michigan to the tune of $700 million more! Those profits coming from China allowed Amway to create nearly 300 more jobs in Michigan! I might also add that investing in China is not by any means unique in today's global market economy. Companies such as Visteon, General Motors, Ford and Compuware that have poured thousands of dollars into Gov.
Josh Jarman's anti-MCRI column, "MCRI promises equality for all, but proposal won't eliminate racism" (SN 4/04), once again proves that both MCRI supporters and opposition are focusing on the wrong issues when it comes to affirmative action. Black college students graduate at a much lower rate than their white counterparts. Why?
Jeff Rector, "ASMSU not worth it, should be disbanded" (SN 4/03), thinks that because of low election turnout, we should execute his letter's self-explanatory judgment on our student government. Rector's argument runs like this: There is low student participation in ASMSU elections, but this is not because of apathy, it is because it is not worth the students' time to participate in the election.
My goldfish died last week. Percy Jerome Notman, (December 2003 - March 2006) was given a respectable burial by sea — flushed down the porcelain throne.
You've experienced it. Disrespectful. Disruptive. Obnoxious. The annoying guy next to you on the bus.
Although it was nice for Jason Smolinski, "Corporations part of American dream" (SN 3/31), to take the time to do so, I don't think the author of "Unique feel of small downtown spots replaced with corporations" (SN 3/23) was asking for someone to regurgitate everything he or she learned in intro to microeconomics. I think what she was pointing out was that East Lansing is losing a lot of the charms that make it special to alumni and visitors. Although it is blatantly obvious that the corporate model allows such entities to maul the mom-and-pop model based on bulk-purchase savings alone, I can't help but think of how much trouble I go through to find Puglias every time I'm in New York City or walk a few extra blocks for Chicago's The Gin Mill. I don't remember getting that excited about going to Burger King. It is in East Lansing's interest to have such places that inspire patrons to return, and in the interest of patrons to help keep these businesses alive.
Everyone learns differently. For some students, a lengthy lecture sends them off into a drooling stupor, unable to concentrate and learn.
Twelve ounces of Mountain Dew: 55 milligrams of caffeine. Five ounces of brewed coffee: 115 milligrams of caffeine. One ounce of dark chocolate: 20 milligrams of caffeine. One tablet of cold relief medication: 30 milligrams of caffeine. There are hundreds of ways to get a caffeine buzz. And with plenty of coffee shops scattered around downtown East Lansing, a cup o' joe shouldn't be too hard to locate either. Students pack into cafes toting laptops and textbooks and purchase cup after cup of coffee.
Upon picking up a copy of The State News, I was confused by what I saw on the front page. The article "Shake, battle & roll" (SN 4/03) had me asking myself: Was Elizabeth Swanson at the same Battle of the Bands I attended Friday? I couldn't help but wonder about the intentions of this incredibly biased article.
The so-called "Axe effect" is not all that it is cracked up to be. The recent obituary-like advertisement on page 3B (SN 4/04) caught my attention and caused me to recollect how well Axe has worked for me. I am not what you would call an attractive person.
Ah, spring. Warmer weather brings out all sorts of things — crocuses, spring songbirds and cyclists. After encounters this morning with some vocal, gesturing and generally annoyed drivers on campus, I'd like to encourage everyone to read MSU's bike-related ordinances, available on the Board of Trustees Web site. In short, contrary to what the kind person in the Honda screamed, bikes do not belong on the sidewalk.
When I took this job, which I had wanted for ages, I swore I would try to limit rants about silly things. I wanted to use my space here to talk about important things like affirmative action and voting. Besides one column where I vented about the things able-bodied people do that piss me off and one about stupid people at MSU, I think I've stuck to that goal. That was until my mother went around our house Saturday evening changing all of the clocks forward an hour, reminding me how much I hate daylight-saving time. Mind you, there are lots of things I hate, including homophobia, super politically correct people and opossums. Dirty little rodents. There are probably more things in this world that I dislike or that annoy me than things I do like.
All over the dorms now resident mentors are using one of their public boards for a single united goal, announcing that MSU is ignoring the U.S.
The recent State News editorial, "Lame duck attempt" (SN 3/29), was quite simply rife with specious logic, baseless assertions and out-and-out misinformation. First, the assertion that the elected representatives do not properly represent their constituency is unfounded and ridiculous.
In response to Jeff Rector's comments in "ASMSU not worth it, should be disbanded" (SN 4/03): Apathy is a noun meaning "Lack of interest or concern, especially regarding matters of general importance or appeal." Your statement "… abysmal participation is not a reflection of the student body's apathy but of the simple fact it is not worth our time to participate," is exactly that: apathy.
Eighteen classroom projectors owned by the Instructional Media Center have been stolen this year from campus, totaling more than $93,000 in stolen goods. That number is more than twice the amount of projectors that were taken in 2005, worrying some campus officials about how to stop this crime wave.