If you’ve committed the mortal sin of filling your wardrobe with brands other than Ralph Lauren Polo or J. Crew, dared to have an iTunes library containing indie artists or have an unusual hobby or interest, you’ve put yourself under the scrutiny of society’s rigid judgment.
Everyone is familiar with coincidences. When these all-too-perfect coincidences occur, most people think nothing of them and move along with a dismissing shrug — which is the completely sane and practical thing to do.
During spring break, I befriended a lonely hippopotamus. Well, he at least looked lonely.
The 21st century so far has provided a gold mine of technology. Never before has communication, transportation and the access of information been so incredibly efficient.
My dear colleagues, I meet you at the crossroads of pain and contempt to speak to the devil within you.