We all know the age-old saying not all that glitters is gold.
And Ryan Lochte, well, he definitely glitters. He sits at the top of my list of hottest male Olympians, and I know he’s right up there for many other girls.
He also has his swimming abilities and nine Olympic medals, so there’s definitely some gold in his life. But where is this playboy lacking? Well, his brain.
In an article featured on Huffington Post Women, Lochte shows his talents lie solely in the pool.
He tells a reporter four times eight equals 21.
No, sir, it actually doesn’t. The same reporter asks him what his cell phone screensaver is. It’s not him and his mom, his dog or the Olympic rings. It’s rocks.
Other gems? “The reason why I love swimming is racing,” and “What I was always good at was letting things go through, like, through one ear and out the other, so to say.” He describes his design style as “a mixture of, like, (pause) rockstar slash, like, hip hop.”
Between swimming and practicing math problems, Lochte obviously has no time for a girlfriend. Instead, he resorts to the good old college fix: one-night stands. At least that’s what his mom told USAtoday.com.
That probably isn’t a big deal, though, considering all women are evil liars. Keep swimming, Ryan.