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With new rules here, just stay in Canada

By: Ian Johnson Posted: 06/01/09 9:32pm

Many 19-year-olds in the state now have one more hurdle to cross on their way to legally drinking in Canada.

To enter back into the U.S., travelers will need to provide a passport, or an equivalent, along with the usual proof of citizenship to get through border security. Entering Canada is far simpler. Drivers can get into the Great White North — or South for Detroiters — with a driver’s license, a birth certificate and a smile.

This means that many forgetful Americans, which I consider myself to be one of, could end up stranded in Canada if they forget their passport at home. This probably won’t lead to any “The Terminal” style hijinks, only a dull wait while someone brings the passport across the border.

But while you have some time on your hands, let me give you some advice.

Stay.

Chances are, you’re better off just staying in Canada. Consider this as an opportunity to change your life for the better. The Canucks have universal health care, less violence, a better quality of life and a love affair with hockey. There are four reasons you should already be packing your suitcase.

Before every election, there’s always a group of people who say they’ll leave the country if their candidate doesn’t win. Well, now’s your chance. Canadians welcomed Americans dodging the Vietnam War, I’m sure they’ll welcome Americans dodging the economy.

Plus you’ll get to enjoy doing what the rest of the world already does — blame the U.S. for their problems.

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whaaat

06/02/09 2:07pm

don’t move to canada

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jacksmith

06/02/09 10:30pm

Howard Dean is correct.

“a”(Toothy, Robust)“public health insurance option is more important than bipartisanship, and Democrats should pass health-care legislation that includes the option with 51 votes if necessary.”

“Democrats should have “no intention” of working with Republicans if it’s not the strongest possible legislation that could be passed with a simple majority.” (Howard Dean)

This is what WE THE PEOPLE gave the Democrats all that power to do for ALL of us.

You see, Dr. Dean knows that in medicine and healthcare there is only one acceptable standard.

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